MEPs new and old will be grappling with their allowances. Some of these have changed. One such is the new set of rules on language and computer courses for Members (2009/C 204/03).
MEPs are allowed to spend a not insignificant amount of money to become IT literate and, well, literally literate in a foreign language.
Now, there is some element of merit in this. After all, an MEP having some skill in English or French may reduce the need for expensive interpretation in the core working languages. Whether the taxpayer should pay for it is open to question, of course.
However, under the new rules there is still no restriction on MEPs spending public money in order to be able to chat up the au pair in a more exotic tongue, or to expand the cv for personal interest rather than practical reasons. Approval can, for instance, also be granted if an MEP conducts business with non-EU countries for him to do courses in a non-EU language.
We can also question whether the MEP needs to be quite so computer literate at public expense, given his other generous office allowances in staff and gadgetry. Furthermore, quite how €500 of this could go annually on teach-yourself books and tapes remains questionable at best.
Our main concern, though, is over the amount on offer. Each year, an MEP can spend €5,000 on language courses and another €1,500 on computer courses.
The going rate, to judge by assistants provided by the Parliament itself, appears to be €40 per hour. That works out at about five hours of instruction for MEPs on sitting weeks over the year; or the MEP taking half a day off every working week in Brussels or Strasbourg for self-improvement purposes: hardly a question of occupying himself foremost with his constituents' concerns.
The managing Eurocrats got one thing right: the teacher or trainer at least has to have a professional qualification recognised by a member state. But hold on: if the courses take place abroad, the MEP is allowed to go on a week’s language blitz doing half-day courses, and get both them and his air fare paid for, plus taxis from the airport for up to 40km distance… plus a half rate of the usual subsistence pay for MEPs on business.
Sounds like a great new wheeze in the making. Anyone for a spot of Italian or Portuguese this winter?